MEGABEARD!

THE BEST MAIL I HAVE EVER RECIEVED. POST CARDS HAVE NEVER MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD. My friend has been in the Ukraine for work, and I received this today.

“Sir!

The town has been sacked. I am in need of council. Please board the next boat over the Atlantic. Cannot discuss details via carrier pigeon. It’s too RISKY. Must confer in person!

See you in a fortnight.

-Lord Marco-“

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